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Sit for 10 mins before a drunkard – you will feel life is very easy.

Sit for 10 mins before sage & ascetic – you will feel like gifting away everything in charity.

Sit for 10 mins before a leader – you will feel all your studies are useless.

Sit for 10 mins before a life insurance agent – you will feel that it is better to die.

Sit for 10 mins before traders – you will feel your earnings are too meager.

Sit for 10 mins before scientists – you will feel the enormity of your own ignorance.

Sit for 10 mins before good teachers – you will feel like wanting to become a student again.

Sit for 10 mins before a farmer or a worker – you will feel you are not working hard enough.

Sit for 10 mins before a soldier – you will feel your own services & sacrifices are insignificant.

Last but best one:

Sit for 10 mins before a good friend – you will feel your life is heaven!

From a friend:

Sit for 10 mins before your wife – you will feel you are the most useless person on earth

Company Matters!!! 😂

Wish you a happy and prosperous new year to all

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I chanced upon this book from the Reddit App book groups, but never bothered to check it’s published timeline until now. It is highly commendable to foresee the life of a nightclub singer during that period (1935), from juggling between 3 different lover’s throughput a governess who is flipped into poverty whereby carries a better judgement on the opposite sexuality and acumen of life. What happens when these two character meets is the crux of this story line. The flirting of Tony and Pettigrew tickles the bones unlike the intimidating nature of nick which causes annoyance. I believe it is petty to miss such a satisfying cocktail experience. Simply go for it and cherish its hilarious moments.

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showping

Wifey – How about gifting me a Perfume?

Hubby – First, Allow me to get Groom!

Wifey – Won’t you like me being Spume?

Hubby – Hope, I don’t emit a Fume!

Wifey – I was dreaming about a Womb!

Hubby – I forsee you in the Tomb!

Now wifey vows “Till death do us Apart!”

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cash worry

The girl checked the Tiara,

The boy wonder about Viagra!

Butter stared at the Milk,

Girl chomped burger in Bulk.

Milk comes with a Shake,

Boy choked the Bundt Cake!

Boy cashes and say “Take”!

Girl’s reputation was at Stake.

Outlet waited for its Money,

Pocket’s debated to get Runny!

It’s a cash and carry world but feels swash and worry curl’d!

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Girls always love to be Cared,

Boys always love to be Dared.

Girls are observant in Culture,

Boys are observant in Nurture.

Girls get impressed by Boys Venture,

Boys get impressed by Girls Vesture.

Girls will say “I Love You”,

Boys will say “I Allow You”.

Definitely Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!

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